Breeze

Feel the warm soft breeze
Gently wafting through the air
Oh dear, I farted

Billboard

See the pretty face
White mess on succulent lips
The sign says got milk

Introduction

I like haiku. A lot. Most other poetry puts me to sleep. I guess it is the simple rules and the lack of pretentiousness. Follow the technical rules and BAM! you have a haiku.

So, without further ado, here are some haikus that are, as far as I know, original.

Enjoy