How They Became Your Parents

You know she wants it
Bent over and on all fours
Go Mom and Dad, Go!

Shopping

At the pharmacy
I need to pick up some things
The itching is bad

He Was Human, Too

It's embarrassing
Farting while healing people
Jesus was human

The Warm Seat

Shut and lock the door
I sit down the seat is warm
Aaahhhhhh, public restrooms