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We know your kid's great
We know your life's very hard
Wow, you're hung over

Goodbye Cleo

Today Cleo left
There are some things I won't miss
Sad to see you go

Privacy

Freely given up
Impossible to reclaim
Big Brother is us

BLT

Rye bread, mayonnaise
Bacon, lettuce, tomato
Best summer sandwich