One A Day

One haiku per day
Just seventeen syllables
How hard can that be?

It's Been A Long Time

It has been too long
More frequently is better
More is coming soon

Scotch

smokey earthy drink
water, grain, malt, peat, barrel
on the rocks or neat

How They Became Your Parents

You know she wants it
Bent over and on all fours
Go Mom and Dad, Go!

Shopping

At the pharmacy
I need to pick up some things
The itching is bad

He Was Human, Too

It's embarrassing
Farting while healing people
Jesus was human

The Warm Seat

Shut and lock the door
I sit down the seat is warm
Aaahhhhhh, public restrooms