Overrated Movies

High Fidelity
There's Something About Mary
Crash, Citizen Kane

Slide It In

It's been a long time
Cannot wait to slide it in
I love my slippers

Doing Two Things At Once

It can be messy
Doing these at the same time
Sneezing and farting

Downside Of A Cold

I have a bad cold
My mustache may have to go
It's a snot snatcher

Darkness

This morning I woke
The darkness was unforeseen
The power went out

One A Day

One haiku per day
Just seventeen syllables
How hard can that be?

It's Been A Long Time

It has been too long
More frequently is better
More is coming soon