Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Quick Asian Buffalo Wing Sauce

Soy sauce, sriracha
Equal parts, whisk in a bowl
Salty hot cock sauce

Saturday, March 9, 2013

At The Barber Shop

At the barber shop
Getting a haircut today
Why do babies cry?

Friday, March 8, 2013

Sacred Or Taboo?

Holy Eucharist
Eat His flesh and drink His blood
Cannibalism

Thursday, March 7, 2013

The Fools Come Out At Night

He's driving at night
And no one knows where he is
Turn on your headlights

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Things That Are A Little Wrong


Ketchup on hot dogs
Football players with pink cleats
Men's moisturizer

Monday, March 4, 2013

Many Meetings

Another work day
Go from meeting to meeting
No work will get done

Friday, March 1, 2013

California Style Cuisine


You take some good food
Add weird shit like goat testes
California style