How to tell if something is REALLY important

Is it important?
Would you poop your pants for it?
No, probably not.

You Don't Learn This Stuff In School

Twelve is twenty-four
Six is nine, eight equals twelve
Toilet paper math

Walking in a Winter Wonderland

THUD! OW! You okay?
The boy jumped onto the ice
And then he fell down

A Heartfelt Prayer

Dear God, we love you
But the never-ending cold?
It's pissing us off

Snow Shoveling in March

It's snowing again
I have to go and shovel
Where to put the snow?

Apple People

I have an i<thing>
I'm cool and hip and special
Get over yourself

Today's Music

These artists are bad
They will corrupt our children
You sound like your mom