Midwest Literary Walk Reading

I'll be at the open mike at the River Gallery in downtown chelsea today at 2 pm

Life is Like Poker

Life is like poker
You can make the right choices
And you may still lose

How to tell if something is REALLY important

Is it important?
Would you poop your pants for it?
No, probably not.

You Don't Learn This Stuff In School

Twelve is twenty-four
Six is nine, eight equals twelve
Toilet paper math

Walking in a Winter Wonderland

THUD! OW! You okay?
The boy jumped onto the ice
And then he fell down

A Heartfelt Prayer

Dear God, we love you
But the never-ending cold?
It's pissing us off

Snow Shoveling in March

It's snowing again
I have to go and shovel
Where to put the snow?