Things You Don't Normally Think About

Chemical warfare
Poodle farts and bunny cum
Apes throwing their poo

Another Word That Has Lost Its Meaning

People will say this
When they don't agree with you
Unamerican

Unfulfilled Desire

I want you badly
But I know I can't have you
I'm on a diet

Luke Skywalker

Starry eyed farm boy
He kissed his princess sister
And killed his father

On Being A Software Developer

You see the problems
Take a look with user's eyes
You have done great things

Midwest Literary Walk Reading

I'll be at the open mike at the River Gallery in downtown chelsea today at 2 pm

Life is Like Poker

Life is like poker
You can make the right choices
And you may still lose