My Feelings About Health Insurers Right Now

I want to hunt you
Find you, trap you and kill you
And bathe in your blood

Winter Is Coming

Some snow has fallen
Coughing, hacking and sneezing
Dirty tissue piles

Michigan Football

Miserable fans
Mostly empty stadium
Why bother going?

Butt

Ass, pooper, keister
Derriere, seat, rump, bottom
Tush, dupa, hiney

Things You Don't Normally Think About

Chemical warfare
Poodle farts and bunny cum
Apes throwing their poo

Another Word That Has Lost Its Meaning

People will say this
When they don't agree with you
Unamerican

Unfulfilled Desire

I want you badly
But I know I can't have you
I'm on a diet