Sledding

Henry is sledding
From the top all the way down
One big laundry pile

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butt

Hot glistening meat
I want a piece of that butt
I love barbecue

Job

Who knows what they want
I don't think it's my coworkers
Work sucks hairy balls

Tasty

You know you want it
Tangy flavor on your tongue
Eat buffalo wings

Breeze

Feel the warm soft breeze
Gently wafting through the air
Oh dear, I farted

Billboard

See the pretty face
White mess on succulent lips
The sign says got milk