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We know your kid's great
We know your life's very hard
Wow, you're hung over

Goodbye Cleo

Today Cleo left
There are some things I won't miss
Sad to see you go

Privacy

Freely given up
Impossible to reclaim
Big Brother is us

BLT

Rye bread, mayonnaise
Bacon, lettuce, tomato
Best summer sandwich

Sports Fans

They'll miss the playoffs
Oh wait, they made it then lost
Which of these is worse?

Things They Should Warn You About Before You Become A Parent

Crying through the night
Exploding diapers, milk puke
School music concerts

Michigan

Wildlife and coastlines
Hunting, fishing and camping
Bipolar weather