Lions Fans

Who are these people
They actively seek out pain
Just shoot yourselves now

Creativity

O where have you gone
I've not written in so long
Tofurkey is wrong

July In Michigan

Ninety degree days
Now I think I need a coat
Thirty degree swing

Always Be Yourself

Always be yourself
Unless you are an asshole
Then be someone else

Art Fair Weather

Hot, hot, freaking HOT
Followed by a thunderstorm
It's still freaking HOT

Disgusting No Matter How Many Times I See It

At the urinal
You should find a better spot
Get off your cell phone

Facebook Statuses

We know your kid's great
We know your life's very hard
Wow, you're hung over