A Sad Memorial Day

It's sitting untouched
Unused, unwanted, unloved
My lonely smoker

Gambling Used For Good Instead Of Evil

Is you room clean? ... Yeah
Do you want to bet five bucks?
Let me go finish

Late March In Michigan

Easter's upon us
Hockey Playoffs, Final Four
And snow is falling

I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means

I'm so over it
When you hear people say that
It means they are not

Mother Nature

The snow is falling
No big game party for me
Mother Nature, bitch.

New Year's Resolutions

My resolutions
Always result in failure
I will not bother

My Feelings About Health Insurers Right Now

I want to hunt you
Find you, trap you and kill you
And bathe in your blood