Priorities

From the south he came
To vanquish evil doers
But first, some whiskey

A New Weapon For A New Hero

He will smite evil
He slices and dices them
With Flaming Chainsaw

Spelunking

I enter the cave
And plunge into the long dark
It's so wet in here

Plowing The Fields

The field is fallow
Eagerly waiting for seed
Farm hands love planting

Text Editors

Newlines are not hard
Why does Windows screw it up?
Hey Notepad, FUCK YOU

Prophecy

The lamb is slaughtered
Darkness has devoured all
Follow the white stag

Suckers

There are so many
Another minute has passed
Another is born

Overrated Movies

High Fidelity
There's Something About Mary
Crash, Citizen Kane

Slide It In

It's been a long time
Cannot wait to slide it in
I love my slippers

Doing Two Things At Once

It can be messy
Doing these at the same time
Sneezing and farting

Downside Of A Cold

I have a bad cold
My mustache may have to go
It's a snot snatcher

Darkness

This morning I woke
The darkness was unforeseen
The power went out

One A Day

One haiku per day
Just seventeen syllables
How hard can that be?

It's Been A Long Time

It has been too long
More frequently is better
More is coming soon