My Feelings About Health Insurers Right Now

I want to hunt you
Find you, trap you and kill you
And bathe in your blood

Winter Is Coming

Some snow has fallen
Coughing, hacking and sneezing
Dirty tissue piles

Michigan Football

Miserable fans
Mostly empty stadium
Why bother going?

Butt

Ass, pooper, keister
Derriere, seat, rump, bottom
Tush, dupa, hiney

Things You Don't Normally Think About

Chemical warfare
Poodle farts and bunny cum
Apes throwing their poo

Another Word That Has Lost Its Meaning

People will say this
When they don't agree with you
Unamerican

Unfulfilled Desire

I want you badly
But I know I can't have you
I'm on a diet

Luke Skywalker

Starry eyed farm boy
He kissed his princess sister
And killed his father

On Being A Software Developer

You see the problems
Take a look with user's eyes
You have done great things

Midwest Literary Walk Reading

I'll be at the open mike at the River Gallery in downtown chelsea today at 2 pm

Life is Like Poker

Life is like poker
You can make the right choices
And you may still lose

How to tell if something is REALLY important

Is it important?
Would you poop your pants for it?
No, probably not.

You Don't Learn This Stuff In School

Twelve is twenty-four
Six is nine, eight equals twelve
Toilet paper math

Walking in a Winter Wonderland

THUD! OW! You okay?
The boy jumped onto the ice
And then he fell down

A Heartfelt Prayer

Dear God, we love you
But the never-ending cold?
It's pissing us off

Snow Shoveling in March

It's snowing again
I have to go and shovel
Where to put the snow?

Apple People

I have an i<thing>
I'm cool and hip and special
Get over yourself

Today's Music

These artists are bad
They will corrupt our children
You sound like your mom

Olympic Closing Ceremonies

It's Teddy Ruxpin
Devourer of Children
Destroyer of Worlds

Snow Days

Icy winds, slick roads
Buses can't go anywhere
Please stop your whining

Driving

The snow is blowing
You can barely see the road
A car in a ditch

The Morning Walk To School

Cold glistening snow
It crunches beneath my feet
Dogs make it yellow

Snowmen

I saw a snowman
The snowblower was coming
He pulled down his pants

Winter

I open the door
I step outside and inhale
My snot is frozen