Scotch

smokey earthy drink
water, grain, malt, peat, barrel
on the rocks or neat

How They Became Your Parents

You know she wants it
Bent over and on all fours
Go Mom and Dad, Go!

Shopping

At the pharmacy
I need to pick up some things
The itching is bad

He Was Human, Too

It's embarrassing
Farting while healing people
Jesus was human

The Warm Seat

Shut and lock the door
I sit down the seat is warm
Aaahhhhhh, public restrooms

Inspired by Fight Club

Snowflakes are pretty

Beautiful, unique, special

You are no snowflake

How many?

How many are there?
One hundred this month alone
Magazine sex tips

Too Long

I can't believe this
My last post, one year ago?
Big fucking slacker