Another dirty word

It cleans the beaver
Not so fresh feeling is gone
Two Thousand Ten film

Dirty Word 2

Say at your peril
Some folks think this one's real bad
See You Next Tuesday

Volume I available as a kindle book.

You can purchase Volume I of the book on amazon. Most of the entries in the book have come from this site. Some of the ones here are not in the book and some of the entries in the book are not here.

This is pretty exciting. I'm not even sure I'll sell a single copy, but I think this is pretty cool :-)

Dirty Word 1

It's not a nice name
I put something in my mouth
It's not a rooster

Political Opinions

Conservative bad
Unless you're Conservative
Then Liberal bad

Client Visits

Big day tomorrow
Client will be visiting
Knee pads are ready!

Lack of Conversation

Lots of people here
Nobody will talk with me
Damn, I love garlic

Questions

You ask your questions
You get the answers you seek
You ask, what's it mean?

Tilt

I am consistent
I will never go on tilt
I'm always this bad

Fitness

I'm so out of shape
Let's do something about that
Where are the Fritos?

Twitter

One Hundred Forty
Can't say anything useful
Twitter sucks big balls

Tasks At Work

Would you go away?
You don't know the things I know.
Let me do my job.

Breasts

Plump and inviting
So delightful in my mouth
Tasty chicken breasts

Thighs

Succulent, tender
Juicy delicious pleasure
Chicken thighs are good

Boring

Physical Exam
Or going to the dentist
Boring can be good

The Message About The Message

Instant Messaging
About Incoming Email
Middle Manager

Priorities

Highly critical
On second thought, ignore it
Work is so much fun

How Many Inches?

Ten inches or more
He often exaggerates
He's the weather man

Working With Others

Stupid co-workers
We all have to deal with them
I am not alone

Who Needs A Spa?

Some girls like facials
I would offer them daily
No spa required

Football players

Different game styles
Mark Sanchez, Matthew Stafford
One plays, one does not

School

Kids are in trouble
Drug Possession, suspension
But cough drops, really?

Flavors

Strange flavor mixture
Orange and pizza goldfish
The joy of burping

Bathroom Etiquette

In the men's restroom
Use a urinal, asshole
When you take a leak