It's Good To Know The Cook

Good banana bread
Yum! Another Tasty Bite
Oh look, a long hair.

Working

I'm glad it's OK
That I ate my lunch today
I'm an employee

Dinner

Thick shaft of hot meat
I wrap my lips around it
MMmmmmm, Polish Sausage

Wafflers

Have To Leave At Four
Some People Are Flexible
I Say What I Mean

NULL

It has no value
It ruins brain cells, wastes time
I really hate NULL

Weird

Red Beaver Stir Fry
Lime Green Spicy Dipping Sauce
Annoying Haiku

What's on TV?

Hot lonely housewife
self discovery journey
lifetime movies suck

Tech support

Dad called yesterday
We have not talked in a while
fucking computers