July In Michigan

Ninety degree days
Now I think I need a coat
Thirty degree swing

Always Be Yourself

Always be yourself
Unless you are an asshole
Then be someone else

Art Fair Weather

Hot, hot, freaking HOT
Followed by a thunderstorm
It's still freaking HOT

Disgusting No Matter How Many Times I See It

At the urinal
You should find a better spot
Get off your cell phone