Client Visits

Big day tomorrow
Client will be visiting
Knee pads are ready!

Lack of Conversation

Lots of people here
Nobody will talk with me
Damn, I love garlic

Questions

You ask your questions
You get the answers you seek
You ask, what's it mean?

Tilt

I am consistent
I will never go on tilt
I'm always this bad

Fitness

I'm so out of shape
Let's do something about that
Where are the Fritos?

Twitter

One Hundred Forty
Can't say anything useful
Twitter sucks big balls